Friday, 17 February 2012

If you had a bad day, remember...

(door knocking sounds)
-          Knock Knock
(no reply)
-          Knock Knock!
(the knocking stops and the when the door opens there is no one outside)
-          (2) Hello?....
(quick silence and we hear a voice)
-          (1) Yes, hello?...
-          (2) Ah, hello.
-          (1) Yes, hello, sorry, I knocked but no one answered…
-          (2) yes, sorry, it took me a bit to come and open
-          (1) No, please, no problem. Hello.
-          (2) Hello. And you are?......
-          (1) yes, sorry, Hi, I’m TODAY
-          (2) Oh, hello.
-          (1) Hello, how are you?
-          (2) I’m fine thank you. You?
-          (1) I’m fine
(awkward silence)
-          (1) Hm, so would you mind if I come in and take over your life?
-          (2) Oh, how rude of me, sorry. Please, by all means do come in and do your stuff
-          (1) Thank you.
(TODAY goes in. Both are in the living room)
-          (1) I do take loads of room, I apologise, but I should be gone by tomorrow.
-          (2) No problem, TODAY. Please be comfortable and make yourself at home. Would you like some biscuits and milk?
-          (1) Oh, you’re nice. I’ll make sure to be much better to you than YESTERDAY was. Don’t tell anyone but everybody I talked to disliked that one…
-          (2) I’m glad others did too. It’s not that I disliked him, you know I’m not like that, I’m just glad it’s gone now.
-          (1) Of course.
-          (2) Ok, I go get those biscuits
-          (1) Ok, I’ll just stick around and be awesome
-          (2) Thank you!

-          action ends -

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